CATPSTLE VANIAS NUMBER ONESIMON BELMONT WAS A BIG MAN. A BIG MAN, WITH A BIG CHEAST, AND BIG CHEARTS HEIR! He was also a powerful man. With a poweful massion.CATPSTLE VANIAS NUMBER ONE
He was the son of a grate hiro. A man who did the imposible and slaied Count Drakula. He had a majik wip, nammed the Vampire Slayer. But the wip wass curseded, I ate the sole of anyone who usedit to kill.
But Darrkular was bak, And somonee had to stop his terribe rain of teror! And that someon was SIMON BELMONT! Talking his father wip in hamd, he set off to CASTLEVANIA!
The moon was in rissing and Simon was at there. &nb
DOUBLE FUCK FEATURE OF AWESOMEAlex's foot his the sidewalk. He was wearing all black, a goofy hat, and hand a stereo strapped to his back. It was blaring ROW ROW! FIGHT THE POWAH! He was a man, with a huge penis. He was also a man, WITH A MISSION! HE WAS DONE WITH THE IDYLLIC LIFESTYLE OF BEING BORED! HE WAS ALSO GOING TO BE KING. THE King. THE KING OF THESE STREETS! HE KICKED OFF THE CURB AND BLASTED TO THE SKY WITH MOMENTUM! The chorus started, he sang along. "DO THE IMPOSSIBLE, SEE THE INVISIBLE! ROW! ROW! FIGHT! THE! POWER!DOUBLE FUCK FEATURE OF AWESOME
PUNCH THE UN-PUNCHABLE! BREAK THE UN-BREAKA
THE STRONGEST DUDE IN LANDCaptain Conor burst into the room through the door! Captain Conor was the cooliest man in the town, some people even argue he is coller than the king of cool, Ash, the Superiest Guy in Super Town! But that's nopt what this stori is aboout! That's another story! Called ASH VS CONOR, THE POPULATIY CONTEST ON THE MOON! Where was I? CONOR was standing in the room, looking like an OH-GEE! I dun't know what an oh-gee is, but the rappers say it, so it must be cool! Conor had just beaten up every last commi in ChinaLand, Town and World, so he was feelin' fine! He got on his Harley Davidson Matrosyckle and drove intTHE STRONGEST DUDE IN LAND
Nooses and Neckties."He's dead alright." "Boy Mark, you sure have a habit for stating the obvious." "Small world." Two men in suits stood over a body in a windowless room. "I'll bet my bottom dollar it was a mob hit." "'Corse it was ya mook, ain't nothin' been stoled and the guy's tongue is 'ah stickin' outah' his neck. "Well, I ain't seein' any evidence 'round here, real clear job." "Cleaner than lake Michigan." "That don't make......Of course it's cleaner!....Well c'mon, we need 'ah take him down to the coroners." The men climb into a police car. The body follows in step. The clouds threaten rain. Mark radiNooses and Neckties.
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